I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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