why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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