It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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