i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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