is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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