I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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