dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Acid is not a monday night drug
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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