Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You can't special order awesome
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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