two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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