He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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