you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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