So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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