I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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