OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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