Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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