found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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