I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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