I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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