Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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