everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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