I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
we're so committed to being not committed
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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