Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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