Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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