Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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