Sponge bath it is.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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