hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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