And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Dicks are not precious.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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