Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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