we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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