That's intense
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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