it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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