i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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