maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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