i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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