We won't sleep together?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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