i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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