so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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