She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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