we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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