Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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