The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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