either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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