My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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