But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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