what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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