how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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