So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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