the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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