u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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