I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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