so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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