Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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