So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
two words: eviction party
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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