i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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