No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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