quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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