one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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